Yes, you read that right. No, I didn't hit my head and believe it's Christmas time. I'm talking about motherfucking tax return season. MY CHRISTMAS. I work my ass off all year long and my family takes every penny I make. This is my time. The only chance I can look my wife in the … Continue reading It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
My 1st Mock Draft
I usually don't do these because they are almost never right and impossible to predict but here goes anyway. 1) Arizona Cardinals Biggest needs: OL, DL, CB Nick Bosa, DE, Ohio State Bosa has been consensus #1 on all mock drafts I've seen. He can get to the backfield from anywhere on the Defensive Line. … Continue reading My 1st Mock Draft
The Browns Gon’ Browns
Just when you think that the Cleveland Browns have turned the corner, and are headed towards being somewhat relevant, they go ahead and pull a classic Browns move that leaves everyone's heads spinning. The Cleveland Browns signed RB Kareem Hunt, who notoriously was jettisoned from the Kansas City Chiefs after video surfaced of him kicking … Continue reading The Browns Gon’ Browns
Manny Machado And Bryce Harper Still Not Signed Is Great For Baseball
Hear me out, this isn't an attempt at clickbait. I truly believe that these two superstars, arguably generational talents, not having homes so far into the offseason is a blessing in disguise. As frustrating as it is on the surface, and believe me as a Yankees fan dying to go back to the old ways … Continue reading Manny Machado And Bryce Harper Still Not Signed Is Great For Baseball
I’m back
After a long hiatus, your favorite terrible father is back. Having kids really really puts a damper on your blogging but this motherfucker just filled his adderall prescription and I'm ready to go. Today I'm going to give you a list of the worst shows your future kids will watch and why they are so … Continue reading I’m back
Why, the AAF, is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now…
The world is on the brink of collapse, battle lines have been drawn in the sand and multiple forces are gearing up for war. Fuck you this isn't a political blog, I'm talking about sports. If you're like me you are just as devoid of happiness due to our recent loss. The Superbowl has brought … Continue reading Why, the AAF, is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now…
Being sick sucks
I currently lay here with the screen getting a little blurry and having to constantly backspace to fix my typos, sick as a dog. And it got me thinking, I really take advantage of feeling healthy when I'm not sick. Every day I bitch and moan about other things that shouldn't matter until the day … Continue reading Being sick sucks
I’m Back, and I Think I Outdid Myself
Hey Friends. It’s been too long, and that’s mostly my fault, but I’m perverse enough in my thinking to rationalize how I can blame you for this too. Don’t side-eye me and think that this is all on me. It’s your fault too. Let’s not look too in depth at that though and let’s definitely … Continue reading I’m Back, and I Think I Outdid Myself
Appreciate Greatness
With yet another Super Bowl being co-headlined by the New England Patriots, comes all of the complaints from the casual fan and even some from the regular football fan. But, I’m here to tell you, APPRECIATE GREATNESS WHILE IT IS HERE. As sports fans, hell as everyday human beings, we love to reflect on the … Continue reading Appreciate Greatness
Divisional Round Playoff Prediction
Welp, my bracket is as busted as they come. My Super Bowl prediction was Texans vs Bears and you see how that panned out. So despite my lack of ability to properly predict a Super Bowl, here's my predictions for the 2nd Round of Playoff action. Saturday Indianapolis Colts (10-6) vs Kansas City … Continue reading Divisional Round Playoff Prediction