I haven't posted on here in a while and in particular, I haven't posted about the Red Sox in a while. Right after my bullpen blog, the Sox lost a bunch, and maybe that was because we were fielding the PawSox out there. OR......... IT WAS ALL MY FAULT! My posting of the blog clearly … Continue reading My fandom knows no bounds
Fuck you Lando. I went to target for some dress clothes I needed and goodfellows failed me. Searched for 30 minutes and couldn't find anything for big men. 30 seconds in Walmart and found everything I needed. George collection > Goodfellows. Suck it you stupid hymen. I will agree though me and Dickey are fat … Continue reading Rebuttal to no free ads
Listen. I don't like doing this. I don't like giving away something for nothing. If it was up to me, I'd try to flip everything in my life for some cash. There's nothing wrong with chasing a little money to better solidify what you have. I have though reached a breaking point, and I have … Continue reading NO FREE ADS; But Here’s One Anyway
So I'm laying in bed and my wife is watching my 600lb life and the lady literally walks down a hallway and then leans up against a wall and slides down it. The producer ran up to here because they thought she was having a heart attack. Seriously people I'm no pinnacle of health, but … Continue reading Fat people are gross
Ok so I'll get straight to the point on this one. How does a grown man make new friends. Yeah I have these cocksuckers who also write on this page (excluding G-Mac because fuck that guy) but now that we are all getting old and washed up, mainly me, we don't see each other and … Continue reading How does a person make friends?
I was going to write a really detailed sappy blog yesterday about how Mondays are the worst and how the weather was making me miserable. I'm glad I didn't. Not because it didn't have validity, but because it's the same tired bullshit everyone posts on a Monday. I took a deep breath today and realized … Continue reading Being the Middleman
I miss the days when things were made to last. Now things are built cheap and cost a fortune. It seems like I'm going through a pair of headphones every 2-3 months now a days. I don't abuse them when I'm done with them I wrap them up neatly and low and behold they still … Continue reading Fuck you Apple
That's what I thought. #bendtheknee -Lando.
So for the past 4 years of parenting I've been pretty lucky. As much as I bitch parenting sucks my kids are relatively easy. That changed today when I hit that point when I definitely need to watch what I say. Today my 4 year old said fuck. As my wife was yelling I was … Continue reading Hardest part about parenting
I'm going to add to what Lando posted earlier by saying Fuck the environment. My parents or grandparents didn't think of me when they were destroying the planet, so why should I care. I have a hard enough time remembering what I went to the store for, so you can bet your sweet ass I'm … Continue reading Hot Take