Louis Linwood Voit, in my humble opinion has been the brightest spot of the 2018 season for the New York Yankees. Even though Voit has not been on the team long, joining the Yanks as a small piece in the Chasen Shreve dump on July 27th, his impact has been arguably greater than the numerous … Continue reading If Luke Voit Isn’t The Yankees’ Firstbaseman Of The Future I Riot
I'm going to try and post these every so often. If your child asks you to taste something, definitely look at it before you taste. A few weeks back I was working on some paperwork and my daughter asked me to try something. It's not an uncommon thing for her to hand us some of … Continue reading Quick parenting tip
Is there something in the water these days that make all women basic? My almost 4 year old daughter asked for a pumpkin spice candle at the store. She wears Uggs. My wife took her shopping and bought her a little north face. I took her to the Apple store with me to get my … Continue reading Basic Bitches
I'm an asshole. I'm well aware of this fact, and honestly, I'm kind of content with it. I don't expect to change, and I'm fully aware of the repercussions of being this way. I know that this isn't going to always make things easy, but it does make me self-aware enough to recognize that this … Continue reading Hot Take: The Text Break Up Is Totally OK.
I decided to start a weekly power ranking to give me a reason to write more. Two things going into this you need to be aware of. 1. I don't care about all about wins and loses, I'm going by how I believe each team did this week. 2. I don't care about your opinion. … Continue reading My totally biased power rankings week 3
I'm not doing this to myself, I'm not going to drink the Kool-Aid. The Giants went out, yesterday, and had a very solid game that displayed good things from each of the three phases of the game. Fuck that. I'm not sold, and refuse to have a false sense of security. First of all, the … Continue reading I Refuse To Be Lulled Into Believing The Giants Have Changed
Alright so since most of you have no idea who I am I'll give you a few details. I'm 6'5 316 lbs of Bearded man meat. I also have what the ladies refer to as "Resting Bitch Face". I just look angry all the time apparently. I can't count how many times I've been asked … Continue reading Why People?
I would like to start this post by saying that coming into this draft, I only liked two of the "Power 5" QB's. Those two were Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson. I am convinced that those two will be superstars in this league. Last night, Baker had his coming out party on Thursday Night Football. … Continue reading Big Dick Baker
The Jets are a disgrace. The NFL needs to come in and take action to remove the Jets from the league. This fucking team really lost to the god damn Browns. I wish I was in Cleveland near one of those fridges just so I could drink myself into a coma. 635 days since the … Continue reading Anyone know where I can get vats of bleach?
Just take a good, long minute to try and absorb what is going on in the above picture. This is not some post found from someone else on Twitter, this is from my own personal fucking Snapchat! THIS IS SOMETHING I HAD TO LIVE THROUGH! Here's the situation, entered the bathroom to handle some business … Continue reading Some Things Just Need Divine Intervention To Explain