Throwback Thursday: Tinder Takes Over My Buddy’s Bachelor Party

Bachelor parties, the ultimate excuse for a bunch of guys to get together and go on an absolute bender. Nearly every bachelor party, that has ever existed, has some kind of story(s) that came out of it in infamy. The stereotypical scenarios are well known, and have been popularized by movies like The Hangover. Things … Continue reading Throwback Thursday: Tinder Takes Over My Buddy’s Bachelor Party

When Will My Childhood Stop Being Ruined?

https://twitter.com/SpringHillEnt/status/1042488739832913920/photo/1 Well, after years of speculation it seems that Space Jam 2 is being green-lit by LeBron James. This news is a flaming pile of horseshit, I am irate. For too long my childhood has been ransacked and taken advantage of, this is the final straw. It was bad enough that Ghostbusters was resurrected in … Continue reading When Will My Childhood Stop Being Ruined?

Is Fitzmagic the Greatest Magician of All Time?

Raise your hand if you had the Tampa Bay Bucs undefeated through two weeks. Now keep your hand raised if you had them doing so without their starting QB. Now keep your hand up if their back up QB would suddenly appear to be a bulked up Conor McGregor in his post-game press conference and … Continue reading Is Fitzmagic the Greatest Magician of All Time?

Elon Musk Should Probably Stop Tweeting

I'll lead right off with this. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. I don't think my calling is to make an incredible scientific discovery or cure a debilitating disease. I'm super secure with that fact (mainly because my counterparts here are a bunch of fucking idiots.) I've long stated that I think people … Continue reading Elon Musk Should Probably Stop Tweeting