Bachelor parties, the ultimate excuse for a bunch of guys to get together and go on an absolute bender. Nearly every bachelor party, that has ever existed, has some kind of story(s) that came out of it in infamy. The stereotypical scenarios are well known, and have been popularized by movies like The Hangover. Things … Continue reading Throwback Thursday: Tinder Takes Over My Buddy’s Bachelor Party
Chewing loudly. People being late. People who talk about being vegan. People who stand still on the left side of the escalator (Hello NYC.) Those who don't say 'Thank you' when you hold open a door for them. All of these people are fucking awful. I will though, enter my pick for the absolute worst … Continue reading I Have Found My New Pet Peeve
Fuck you, GMac. When you're wrong, you're wrong, and I need to say something about it. I am ALL the way in with the new Space Jam moving with Lebron in it. I think from every single perspective it's an absolute slam dunk (huge pun there, folks.) Let me get this out of the way first, … Continue reading Counterpoint: I Am All The Way In On Space Jam 2
I remember a time when the cool thing was to have a different ringtone for each person in your contacts..... Not anymore. There is nothing more annoying than being somewhere quiet and some moron's phone going off with their ringer on full blast. You can feel the mood in the room change as the younger … Continue reading It’s 2018. Put your damn phone on vibrate
https://twitter.com/SpringHillEnt/status/1042488739832913920/photo/1 Well, after years of speculation it seems that Space Jam 2 is being green-lit by LeBron James. This news is a flaming pile of horseshit, I am irate. For too long my childhood has been ransacked and taken advantage of, this is the final straw. It was bad enough that Ghostbusters was resurrected in … Continue reading When Will My Childhood Stop Being Ruined?
Raise your hand if you had the Tampa Bay Bucs undefeated through two weeks. Now keep your hand raised if you had them doing so without their starting QB. Now keep your hand up if their back up QB would suddenly appear to be a bulked up Conor McGregor in his post-game press conference and … Continue reading Is Fitzmagic the Greatest Magician of All Time?
I've tried sitting on this post, mainly so that I would have a clear head going into it. I like to think of myself of a realist when it comes to my sports teams, seeing the situation as it truly is and not letting my obsession overtake my logic. The Giants are my number one … Continue reading State of the Giants: Two Weeks Down
So before I had my kids I like to think I was a fun guy. My Sunday's would be filled with playing football in the morning to going straight to the bar before the 1pm kick off and stay until the Sunday night game was over. Now that I have kids it's filled with kids … Continue reading Parenting is just the absolute worst
I'll lead right off with this. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. I don't think my calling is to make an incredible scientific discovery or cure a debilitating disease. I'm super secure with that fact (mainly because my counterparts here are a bunch of fucking idiots.) I've long stated that I think people … Continue reading Elon Musk Should Probably Stop Tweeting
So, I'm sitting in Section 128 between a Met fan and a fellow Sox fan on Friday Night. It's 8 fucking nothing Mets and these miserable bastards have the nerve to be happy about winning. So, I'm sitting there contemplating how many members of the Boston bullpen will actually be reliable when the games really … Continue reading Boston Bullpen. Yikes?