Since G-Mac decided to come out hiding I guess I will as well. I'll leave it short until my fingers and what little brain cells I have left wake up. Disappointed that T didn't write about it but if I learned one thing this weekend (Other then, take a dump before going to brunch for … Continue reading Being fat is in
I'll keep it short and sweet. Tom Brady is probably the greatest of all time. But he is the absolute worst person. Don't believe me? Just watch this video. https://youtu.be/uWysxeBVgYw Pretty sure I just got cancer from watching that. Granted I feel that way anytime I watch Saturday Night Live but this was worse. Maybe … Continue reading The Goat.
Yes, you read that right. No, I didn't hit my head and believe it's Christmas time. I'm talking about motherfucking tax return season. MY CHRISTMAS. I work my ass off all year long and my family takes every penny I make. This is my time. The only chance I can look my wife in the … Continue reading It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
I usually don't do these because they are almost never right and impossible to predict but here goes anyway. 1) Arizona Cardinals Biggest needs: OL, DL, CB Nick Bosa, DE, Ohio State Bosa has been consensus #1 on all mock drafts I've seen. He can get to the backfield from anywhere on the Defensive Line. … Continue reading My 1st Mock Draft
After a long hiatus, your favorite terrible father is back. Having kids really really puts a damper on your blogging but this motherfucker just filled his adderall prescription and I'm ready to go. Today I'm going to give you a list of the worst shows your future kids will watch and why they are so … Continue reading I’m back
Ok so I've really been slacking lately on here so here goes. Blog #1 Parents at movie theater. So I took my oldest to the movies today to see the grinch. As we are waiting for the movie to start a group of 8-10 kids walk in with ages ranging what looked to be 6-10 … Continue reading 3 blogs in 1 because I’m a lazy piece of shit.
Fuck you Lando. I went to target for some dress clothes I needed and goodfellows failed me. Searched for 30 minutes and couldn't find anything for big men. 30 seconds in Walmart and found everything I needed. George collection > Goodfellows. Suck it you stupid hymen. I will agree though me and Dickey are fat … Continue reading Rebuttal to no free ads
So I'm laying in bed and my wife is watching my 600lb life and the lady literally walks down a hallway and then leans up against a wall and slides down it. The producer ran up to here because they thought she was having a heart attack. Seriously people I'm no pinnacle of health, but … Continue reading Fat people are gross
Ok so I'll get straight to the point on this one. How does a grown man make new friends. Yeah I have these cocksuckers who also write on this page (excluding G-Mac because fuck that guy) but now that we are all getting old and washed up, mainly me, we don't see each other and … Continue reading How does a person make friends?
I miss the days when things were made to last. Now things are built cheap and cost a fortune. It seems like I'm going through a pair of headphones every 2-3 months now a days. I don't abuse them when I'm done with them I wrap them up neatly and low and behold they still … Continue reading Fuck you Apple