So for the past 4 years of parenting I've been pretty lucky. As much as I bitch parenting sucks my kids are relatively easy. That changed today when I hit that point when I definitely need to watch what I say. Today my 4 year old said fuck. As my wife was yelling I was … Continue reading Hardest part about parenting
I'm going to add to what Lando posted earlier by saying Fuck the environment. My parents or grandparents didn't think of me when they were destroying the planet, so why should I care. I have a hard enough time remembering what I went to the store for, so you can bet your sweet ass I'm … Continue reading Hot Take
I'm going to try and post these every so often. If your child asks you to taste something, definitely look at it before you taste. A few weeks back I was working on some paperwork and my daughter asked me to try something. It's not an uncommon thing for her to hand us some of … Continue reading Quick parenting tip
Is there something in the water these days that make all women basic? My almost 4 year old daughter asked for a pumpkin spice candle at the store. She wears Uggs. My wife took her shopping and bought her a little north face. I took her to the Apple store with me to get my … Continue reading Basic Bitches
I decided to start a weekly power ranking to give me a reason to write more. Two things going into this you need to be aware of. 1. I don't care about all about wins and loses, I'm going by how I believe each team did this week. 2. I don't care about your opinion. … Continue reading My totally biased power rankings week 3
Alright so since most of you have no idea who I am I'll give you a few details. I'm 6'5 316 lbs of Bearded man meat. I also have what the ladies refer to as "Resting Bitch Face". I just look angry all the time apparently. I can't count how many times I've been asked … Continue reading Why People?
The Jets are a disgrace. The NFL needs to come in and take action to remove the Jets from the league. This fucking team really lost to the god damn Browns. I wish I was in Cleveland near one of those fridges just so I could drink myself into a coma. 635 days since the … Continue reading Anyone know where I can get vats of bleach?
So before I had my kids I like to think I was a fun guy. My Sunday's would be filled with playing football in the morning to going straight to the bar before the 1pm kick off and stay until the Sunday night game was over. Now that I have kids it's filled with kids … Continue reading Parenting is just the absolute worst
As I said in my last blog I'm a father of 2 little girls. My oldest is 4 and the other is 1. They both enjoy spending time with me sitting on the couch and watching football and I enjoy the company of them as well. Which leads to week 1 Monday Night football my … Continue reading Father of the year