Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire

The New York Football Giants are a miserable excuse for a football team. I'm disgusted to the point of needing to vomit, and no my excessive drinking during the game has nothing to do with it. This team, week after fucking week, further cements themselves as the laughing stock of the league. I'm shaving off … Continue reading Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire

We Are Officially Into The Greatest Time Of The Year

I'm not sure what made me wake up with a positive attitude today, I could be suffering from a dangerous brain tumor that is making me delusional but who's gonna complain. The psychoticly happy outlook, in my opinion, is due to the beautiful time of the year we find ourselves in. I'm not talking about … Continue reading We Are Officially Into The Greatest Time Of The Year

If Luke Voit Isn’t The Yankees’ Firstbaseman Of The Future I Riot

Louis Linwood Voit, in my humble opinion has been the brightest spot of the 2018 season for the New York Yankees. Even though Voit has not been on the team long, joining the Yanks as a small piece in the Chasen Shreve dump on July 27th, his impact has been arguably greater than the numerous … Continue reading If Luke Voit Isn’t The Yankees’ Firstbaseman Of The Future I Riot

I Refuse To Be Lulled Into Believing The Giants Have Changed

I'm not doing this to myself, I'm not going to drink the Kool-Aid. The Giants went out, yesterday, and had a very solid game that displayed good things from each of the three phases of the game. Fuck that. I'm not sold, and refuse to have a false sense of security. First of all, the … Continue reading I Refuse To Be Lulled Into Believing The Giants Have Changed

Some Things Just Need Divine Intervention To Explain

Just take a good, long minute to try and absorb what is going on in the above picture. This is not some post found from someone else on Twitter, this is from my own personal fucking Snapchat! THIS IS SOMETHING I HAD TO LIVE THROUGH! Here's the situation, entered the bathroom to handle some business … Continue reading Some Things Just Need Divine Intervention To Explain

Throwback Thursday: Tinder Takes Over My Buddy’s Bachelor Party

Bachelor parties, the ultimate excuse for a bunch of guys to get together and go on an absolute bender. Nearly every bachelor party, that has ever existed, has some kind of story(s) that came out of it in infamy. The stereotypical scenarios are well known, and have been popularized by movies like The Hangover. Things … Continue reading Throwback Thursday: Tinder Takes Over My Buddy’s Bachelor Party

When Will My Childhood Stop Being Ruined?

https://twitter.com/SpringHillEnt/status/1042488739832913920/photo/1 Well, after years of speculation it seems that Space Jam 2 is being green-lit by LeBron James. This news is a flaming pile of horseshit, I am irate. For too long my childhood has been ransacked and taken advantage of, this is the final straw. It was bad enough that Ghostbusters was resurrected in … Continue reading When Will My Childhood Stop Being Ruined?

What Did We Ever Do To Fantasy Football Analysts??

I, just like every other red-blooded American male between the ages of 16-45, am completely obsessed with Fantasy sports. The heroin of Fantasy is obviously Fantasy Football, of which I'm a slightly recovering addict. Just a few short, harrowing years ago I was the kind of guy who would be in two or three leagues … Continue reading What Did We Ever Do To Fantasy Football Analysts??