Jason Witten is a sly dog, I'll give him that. He found an exit loophole that excuses him from the horrific attempt at being a color commentator without fully admitting how bad it really was. But the fact of the matter is that Mr. Witten is trying to sell us a super shitty bill of … Continue reading We Are Not As Dumb As You Look, Jason
Unbiased opinion here: I'm a Giants fan who has no ill will towards the Patriots. That franchise has gifted me two Superbowls and as a lover of the sport, as a whole, I can't help but respect Belichick and Brady's greatness. In no way would I be skewed into believing that Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, … Continue reading Since When Is Paying For A Tugger Such A Mortal Sin?!
One of the titan free agents of the MLB off-season finally put pen to paper. Manny Machado decided to take the plunge and cash in with the San Diego Padres. A 10-year, $300 Million contract seems to have done the trick, and wooed one of baseball's biggest young superstars to find a new home. Rabid … Continue reading Okay Manny, Now What Are Your Other Three Wishes?
Just when you think that the Cleveland Browns have turned the corner, and are headed towards being somewhat relevant, they go ahead and pull a classic Browns move that leaves everyone's heads spinning. The Cleveland Browns signed RB Kareem Hunt, who notoriously was jettisoned from the Kansas City Chiefs after video surfaced of him kicking … Continue reading The Browns Gon’ Browns
Hear me out, this isn't an attempt at clickbait. I truly believe that these two superstars, arguably generational talents, not having homes so far into the offseason is a blessing in disguise. As frustrating as it is on the surface, and believe me as a Yankees fan dying to go back to the old ways … Continue reading Manny Machado And Bryce Harper Still Not Signed Is Great For Baseball
The world is on the brink of collapse, battle lines have been drawn in the sand and multiple forces are gearing up for war. Fuck you this isn't a political blog, I'm talking about sports. If you're like me you are just as devoid of happiness due to our recent loss. The Superbowl has brought … Continue reading Why, the AAF, is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now…
The New York Football Giants are a miserable excuse for a football team. I'm disgusted to the point of needing to vomit, and no my excessive drinking during the game has nothing to do with it. This team, week after fucking week, further cements themselves as the laughing stock of the league. I'm shaving off … Continue reading Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire
I'm not sure what made me wake up with a positive attitude today, I could be suffering from a dangerous brain tumor that is making me delusional but who's gonna complain. The psychoticly happy outlook, in my opinion, is due to the beautiful time of the year we find ourselves in. I'm not talking about … Continue reading We Are Officially Into The Greatest Time Of The Year
My last Giants blog expressed my concerns, and was an extremely pessimistic outlook for future games. Well suck my third ball, I was absolutely correct to be so negative. This team didn't let me down on Sunday, they just made me more confident that I know what I'm talking about. My fellow Giants fans that … Continue reading I Was Right About The Giants, Yet Again
Louis Linwood Voit, in my humble opinion has been the brightest spot of the 2018 season for the New York Yankees. Even though Voit has not been on the team long, joining the Yanks as a small piece in the Chasen Shreve dump on July 27th, his impact has been arguably greater than the numerous … Continue reading If Luke Voit Isn’t The Yankees’ Firstbaseman Of The Future I Riot