Listen. I don't like doing this. I don't like giving away something for nothing. If it was up to me, I'd try to flip everything in my life for some cash. There's nothing wrong with chasing a little money to better solidify what you have. I have though reached a breaking point, and I have … Continue reading NO FREE ADS; But Here’s One Anyway
I was going to write a really detailed sappy blog yesterday about how Mondays are the worst and how the weather was making me miserable. I'm glad I didn't. Not because it didn't have validity, but because it's the same tired bullshit everyone posts on a Monday. I took a deep breath today and realized … Continue reading Being the Middleman
That's what I thought. #bendtheknee -Lando.
First and foremost, apologies for not posting. I've been lazy. I wish I had a better excuse, but I'm just lazy. Yesterday I hit about 600 steps out of my 10,000 on my Fitbit. That's some supreme laziness. Anyway, back to scheduled programming... I've been known to speak in hyperbole. Often, I take a simple … Continue reading The World is Facing a Crisis
I'm an asshole. I'm well aware of this fact, and honestly, I'm kind of content with it. I don't expect to change, and I'm fully aware of the repercussions of being this way. I know that this isn't going to always make things easy, but it does make me self-aware enough to recognize that this … Continue reading Hot Take: The Text Break Up Is Totally OK.
Chewing loudly. People being late. People who talk about being vegan. People who stand still on the left side of the escalator (Hello NYC.) Those who don't say 'Thank you' when you hold open a door for them. All of these people are fucking awful. I will though, enter my pick for the absolute worst … Continue reading I Have Found My New Pet Peeve
Fuck you, GMac. When you're wrong, you're wrong, and I need to say something about it. I am ALL the way in with the new Space Jam moving with Lebron in it. I think from every single perspective it's an absolute slam dunk (huge pun there, folks.) Let me get this out of the way first, … Continue reading Counterpoint: I Am All The Way In On Space Jam 2
Raise your hand if you had the Tampa Bay Bucs undefeated through two weeks. Now keep your hand raised if you had them doing so without their starting QB. Now keep your hand up if their back up QB would suddenly appear to be a bulked up Conor McGregor in his post-game press conference and … Continue reading Is Fitzmagic the Greatest Magician of All Time?
I'll lead right off with this. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. I don't think my calling is to make an incredible scientific discovery or cure a debilitating disease. I'm super secure with that fact (mainly because my counterparts here are a bunch of fucking idiots.) I've long stated that I think people … Continue reading Elon Musk Should Probably Stop Tweeting
I knew it. I fucking knew it. I told myself I wouldn't get too high after the big win in Detroit. I genuinely tried to hamper the optimism I had. It took everything in me not to crown the 1-0 Jets as champions. I sat on the positive feelings and turned it into a cynical … Continue reading Well, I Called It.