Raise your hand if you had the Tampa Bay Bucs undefeated through two weeks. Now keep your hand raised if you had them doing so without their starting QB. Now keep your hand up if their back up QB would suddenly appear to be a bulked up Conor McGregor in his post-game press conference and … Continue reading Is Fitzmagic the Greatest Magician of All Time?
I'll lead right off with this. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. I don't think my calling is to make an incredible scientific discovery or cure a debilitating disease. I'm super secure with that fact (mainly because my counterparts here are a bunch of fucking idiots.) I've long stated that I think people … Continue reading Elon Musk Should Probably Stop Tweeting
I knew it. I fucking knew it. I told myself I wouldn't get too high after the big win in Detroit. I genuinely tried to hamper the optimism I had. It took everything in me not to crown the 1-0 Jets as champions. I sat on the positive feelings and turned it into a cynical … Continue reading Well, I Called It.
Ho-ly shit. When this dude's 'smiling', you know it's serious. The fucking Jets actually look like a truly competent football team. It’s wild what the addition of one quarterback who has a future, and a bunch of guys who actually care will do to a team. I’m legitimately excited to watch this team for years … Continue reading RED ALERT: The Jets Are Going To Break My Heart
Unlike my counterparts, I'm avoiding a true pseudonym. I'll be publishing all my thoughts under my nickname for as long as I can remember, Lando. If you can figure out who I am from that, then God bless you, you silly bitch. Like AD, I'm a tortured Jets/Mets fan. To say that it sucks would … Continue reading Meet the Writers: Lando