Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire

The New York Football Giants are a miserable excuse for a football team. I'm disgusted to the point of needing to vomit, and no my excessive drinking during the game has nothing to do with it. This team, week after fucking week, further cements themselves as the laughing stock of the league. I'm shaving off … Continue reading Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire

I Refuse To Be Lulled Into Believing The Giants Have Changed

I'm not doing this to myself, I'm not going to drink the Kool-Aid. The Giants went out, yesterday, and had a very solid game that displayed good things from each of the three phases of the game. Fuck that. I'm not sold, and refuse to have a false sense of security. First of all, the … Continue reading I Refuse To Be Lulled Into Believing The Giants Have Changed

Is Fitzmagic the Greatest Magician of All Time?

Raise your hand if you had the Tampa Bay Bucs undefeated through two weeks. Now keep your hand raised if you had them doing so without their starting QB. Now keep your hand up if their back up QB would suddenly appear to be a bulked up Conor McGregor in his post-game press conference and … Continue reading Is Fitzmagic the Greatest Magician of All Time?

RED ALERT: The Jets Are Going To Break My Heart

Ho-ly shit. When this dude's 'smiling', you know it's serious. The fucking Jets actually look like a truly competent football team. It’s wild what the addition of one quarterback who has a future, and a bunch of guys who actually care will do to a team. I’m legitimately excited to watch this team for years … Continue reading RED ALERT: The Jets Are Going To Break My Heart