We're three weeks into the season and my pre-season prediction of the AL West is finally here. Houston Astros They’ve been at the top of the food chain in the AL for the last 2 years. And yet every season, they still manage to get better and even scarier. And this offseason, they’ve managed to … Continue reading AL West Over/Under
My posts for my degenerative readers returns after a little layoff. The baseball season is finally upon us, so I better get finished with these predictions. So, let's talk about the worst division in baseball. Cleveland Indians The worst division in baseball is paced by one of the league’s best teams and it will continue … Continue reading AL Central Over/Under
The cure for your degenerative itches returns. True, meaningful baseball is just weeks away. The AL East is filled with young talent, massive power, and defending champions. Boston Red Sox All bias aside... this number genuinely confused me. They're young, the defending champions, and WON 105 GAMES last season. They only lost their closer (who … Continue reading AL East Over/Under
The National League is wrapped up with the boys from out west. A division that has gone through Hollywood for six consecutive years. But, there's a certain Mile High team that's ready to power their way to a division title. Los Angeles Dodgers The Dodgers have become the Hollywood Bad Boys of sorts. They have … Continue reading NL West Over/Under
Yes, your degenerative activities can continue and I'm here to help with the proceedings. Because maybe, just maybe, if you listen to me, you'll win some bucks at the end of the season. St. Louis Cardinals The Cards have put it all together. I think they're one of the best all-around teams in the National … Continue reading NL Central Over/Under
Jason Witten is a sly dog, I'll give him that. He found an exit loophole that excuses him from the horrific attempt at being a color commentator without fully admitting how bad it really was. But the fact of the matter is that Mr. Witten is trying to sell us a super shitty bill of … Continue reading We Are Not As Dumb As You Look, Jason
For all of you degenerates out there that are looking to bet on the baseball season. I'm here to help. Over the next week or so, I'm going to give my opinions on the over/under win totals of every team in the MLB. Atlanta Braves They were a surprising group a year ago because of … Continue reading NL East Over/Under
Unbiased opinion here: I'm a Giants fan who has no ill will towards the Patriots. That franchise has gifted me two Superbowls and as a lover of the sport, as a whole, I can't help but respect Belichick and Brady's greatness. In no way would I be skewed into believing that Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, … Continue reading Since When Is Paying For A Tugger Such A Mortal Sin?!
From a Red Sox fan, the Yankee bullpen is scary on paper. From a Red Sox fan that analyzes the hell out of baseball, the Yankee bullpen isn’t as scary. Yes, I know, I know. Let me explain. The 4 guys at the end of the Yankee bullpen are Zach Britton, newly acquired Adam Ottavino, … Continue reading Yankee Bullpen
One of the titan free agents of the MLB off-season finally put pen to paper. Manny Machado decided to take the plunge and cash in with the San Diego Padres. A 10-year, $300 Million contract seems to have done the trick, and wooed one of baseball's biggest young superstars to find a new home. Rabid … Continue reading Okay Manny, Now What Are Your Other Three Wishes?