Since G-Mac decided to come out hiding I guess I will as well. I'll leave it short until my fingers and what little brain cells I have left wake up. Disappointed that T didn't write about it but if I learned one thing this weekend (Other then, take a dump before going to brunch for … Continue reading Being fat is in
Category: Random Thoughts
Batista vs Triple H at Mania!?
I'll take yes for 500 please Alex. I know, I know, a wrestling post. I never make these. Except when I'm intrigued in the product. But after Raw last night, this is a must. Since Smackdown's 1,000th episode and the reunion of Evolution on that night, rumblings of Batista and Trips meeting at the grandest … Continue reading Batista vs Triple H at Mania!?
The Return of 2k Football!?
Football fans rejoice. Spring football is in full effect with the Alliance of American Football, but next year, we have the return of the XFL to add even more football to our television screens. The XFL should be a better quality of football than the AAF, backed by bigger budgets and a bigger talent pool … Continue reading The Return of 2k Football!?
Since When Is Paying For A Tugger Such A Mortal Sin?!
Unbiased opinion here: I'm a Giants fan who has no ill will towards the Patriots. That franchise has gifted me two Superbowls and as a lover of the sport, as a whole, I can't help but respect Belichick and Brady's greatness. In no way would I be skewed into believing that Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, … Continue reading Since When Is Paying For A Tugger Such A Mortal Sin?!
The Goat.
I'll keep it short and sweet. Tom Brady is probably the greatest of all time. But he is the absolute worst person. Don't believe me? Just watch this video. https://youtu.be/uWysxeBVgYw Pretty sure I just got cancer from watching that. Granted I feel that way anytime I watch Saturday Night Live but this was worse. Maybe … Continue reading The Goat.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Yes, you read that right. No, I didn't hit my head and believe it's Christmas time. I'm talking about motherfucking tax return season. MY CHRISTMAS. I work my ass off all year long and my family takes every penny I make. This is my time. The only chance I can look my wife in the … Continue reading It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
I’m back
After a long hiatus, your favorite terrible father is back. Having kids really really puts a damper on your blogging but this motherfucker just filled his adderall prescription and I'm ready to go. Today I'm going to give you a list of the worst shows your future kids will watch and why they are so … Continue reading I’m back
Being sick sucks
I currently lay here with the screen getting a little blurry and having to constantly backspace to fix my typos, sick as a dog. And it got me thinking, I really take advantage of feeling healthy when I'm not sick. Every day I bitch and moan about other things that shouldn't matter until the day … Continue reading Being sick sucks
Tim Tebow Spoke to Me
I'm prone to having some relatively odd dreams, but this one absolutely took the cake. To give a little back story, I find myself in the semi-finals of a fantasy league against the leagues' number 1 seed and league leader in points. Did I mention he's also my older brother? Nothing like a little sibling … Continue reading Tim Tebow Spoke to Me
3 blogs in 1 because I’m a lazy piece of shit.
Ok so I've really been slacking lately on here so here goes. Blog #1 Parents at movie theater. So I took my oldest to the movies today to see the grinch. As we are waiting for the movie to start a group of 8-10 kids walk in with ages ranging what looked to be 6-10 … Continue reading 3 blogs in 1 because I’m a lazy piece of shit.
