Just take a good, long minute to try and absorb what is going on in the above picture. This is not some post found from someone else on Twitter, this is from my own personal fucking Snapchat! THIS IS SOMETHING I HAD TO LIVE THROUGH! Here's the situation, entered the bathroom to handle some business … Continue reading Some Things Just Need Divine Intervention To Explain
Chewing loudly. People being late. People who talk about being vegan. People who stand still on the left side of the escalator (Hello NYC.) Those who don't say 'Thank you' when you hold open a door for them. All of these people are fucking awful. I will though, enter my pick for the absolute worst … Continue reading I Have Found My New Pet Peeve
Fuck you, GMac. When you're wrong, you're wrong, and I need to say something about it. I am ALL the way in with the new Space Jam moving with Lebron in it. I think from every single perspective it's an absolute slam dunk (huge pun there, folks.) Let me get this out of the way first, … Continue reading Counterpoint: I Am All The Way In On Space Jam 2
I remember a time when the cool thing was to have a different ringtone for each person in your contacts..... Not anymore. There is nothing more annoying than being somewhere quiet and some moron's phone going off with their ringer on full blast. You can feel the mood in the room change as the younger … Continue reading It’s 2018. Put your damn phone on vibrate
https://twitter.com/SpringHillEnt/status/1042488739832913920/photo/1 Well, after years of speculation it seems that Space Jam 2 is being green-lit by LeBron James. This news is a flaming pile of horseshit, I am irate. For too long my childhood has been ransacked and taken advantage of, this is the final straw. It was bad enough that Ghostbusters was resurrected in … Continue reading When Will My Childhood Stop Being Ruined?
I'll lead right off with this. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. I don't think my calling is to make an incredible scientific discovery or cure a debilitating disease. I'm super secure with that fact (mainly because my counterparts here are a bunch of fucking idiots.) I've long stated that I think people … Continue reading Elon Musk Should Probably Stop Tweeting
I, just like every other red-blooded American male between the ages of 16-45, am completely obsessed with Fantasy sports. The heroin of Fantasy is obviously Fantasy Football, of which I'm a slightly recovering addict. Just a few short, harrowing years ago I was the kind of guy who would be in two or three leagues … Continue reading What Did We Ever Do To Fantasy Football Analysts??
Just a random thought as the day winds down, and most of our degenerate minds begin to wander like a diabetic 8 year old through Willy Wonka's candy wonderland. What memo did I miss about nurses? (Forewarning; sorry male nurses murses but these thoughts are strictly about our feminine counterparts) As a guy who has … Continue reading Is There Something I’m Missing About Nurses?