The New York Football Giants are a miserable excuse for a football team. I'm disgusted to the point of needing to vomit, and no my excessive drinking during the game has nothing to do with it. This team, week after fucking week, further cements themselves as the laughing stock of the league. I'm shaving off … Continue reading Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire
My last Giants blog expressed my concerns, and was an extremely pessimistic outlook for future games. Well suck my third ball, I was absolutely correct to be so negative. This team didn't let me down on Sunday, they just made me more confident that I know what I'm talking about. My fellow Giants fans that … Continue reading I Was Right About The Giants, Yet Again
Louis Linwood Voit, in my humble opinion has been the brightest spot of the 2018 season for the New York Yankees. Even though Voit has not been on the team long, joining the Yanks as a small piece in the Chasen Shreve dump on July 27th, his impact has been arguably greater than the numerous … Continue reading If Luke Voit Isn’t The Yankees’ Firstbaseman Of The Future I Riot
I decided to start a weekly power ranking to give me a reason to write more. Two things going into this you need to be aware of. 1. I don't care about all about wins and loses, I'm going by how I believe each team did this week. 2. I don't care about your opinion. … Continue reading My totally biased power rankings week 3
I'm not doing this to myself, I'm not going to drink the Kool-Aid. The Giants went out, yesterday, and had a very solid game that displayed good things from each of the three phases of the game. Fuck that. I'm not sold, and refuse to have a false sense of security. First of all, the … Continue reading I Refuse To Be Lulled Into Believing The Giants Have Changed
I would like to start this post by saying that coming into this draft, I only liked two of the "Power 5" QB's. Those two were Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson. I am convinced that those two will be superstars in this league. Last night, Baker had his coming out party on Thursday Night Football. … Continue reading Big Dick Baker
The Jets are a disgrace. The NFL needs to come in and take action to remove the Jets from the league. This fucking team really lost to the god damn Browns. I wish I was in Cleveland near one of those fridges just so I could drink myself into a coma. 635 days since the … Continue reading Anyone know where I can get vats of bleach?
Raise your hand if you had the Tampa Bay Bucs undefeated through two weeks. Now keep your hand raised if you had them doing so without their starting QB. Now keep your hand up if their back up QB would suddenly appear to be a bulked up Conor McGregor in his post-game press conference and … Continue reading Is Fitzmagic the Greatest Magician of All Time?
So, I'm sitting in Section 128 between a Met fan and a fellow Sox fan on Friday Night. It's 8 fucking nothing Mets and these miserable bastards have the nerve to be happy about winning. So, I'm sitting there contemplating how many members of the Boston bullpen will actually be reliable when the games really … Continue reading Boston Bullpen. Yikes?
I knew it. I fucking knew it. I told myself I wouldn't get too high after the big win in Detroit. I genuinely tried to hamper the optimism I had. It took everything in me not to crown the 1-0 Jets as champions. I sat on the positive feelings and turned it into a cynical … Continue reading Well, I Called It.