Yes, you read that right. No, I didn't hit my head and believe it's Christmas time. I'm talking about motherfucking tax return season. MY CHRISTMAS. I work my ass off all year long and my family takes every penny I make. This is my time. The only chance I can look my wife in the … Continue reading It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Just when you think that the Cleveland Browns have turned the corner, and are headed towards being somewhat relevant, they go ahead and pull a classic Browns move that leaves everyone's heads spinning. The Cleveland Browns signed RB Kareem Hunt, who notoriously was jettisoned from the Kansas City Chiefs after video surfaced of him kicking … Continue reading The Browns Gon’ Browns
Hear me out, this isn't an attempt at clickbait. I truly believe that these two superstars, arguably generational talents, not having homes so far into the offseason is a blessing in disguise. As frustrating as it is on the surface, and believe me as a Yankees fan dying to go back to the old ways … Continue reading Manny Machado And Bryce Harper Still Not Signed Is Great For Baseball
After a long hiatus, your favorite terrible father is back. Having kids really really puts a damper on your blogging but this motherfucker just filled his adderall prescription and I'm ready to go. Today I'm going to give you a list of the worst shows your future kids will watch and why they are so … Continue reading I’m back
The New York Football Giants are a miserable excuse for a football team. I'm disgusted to the point of needing to vomit, and no my excessive drinking during the game has nothing to do with it. This team, week after fucking week, further cements themselves as the laughing stock of the league. I'm shaving off … Continue reading Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire
I decided to start a weekly power ranking to give me a reason to write more. Two things going into this you need to be aware of. 1. I don't care about all about wins and loses, I'm going by how I believe each team did this week. 2. I don't care about your opinion. … Continue reading My totally biased power rankings week 3