Jason Witten is a sly dog, I'll give him that. He found an exit loophole that excuses him from the horrific attempt at being a color commentator without fully admitting how bad it really was. But the fact of the matter is that Mr. Witten is trying to sell us a super shitty bill of … Continue reading We Are Not As Dumb As You Look, Jason
Yes, you read that right. No, I didn't hit my head and believe it's Christmas time. I'm talking about motherfucking tax return season. MY CHRISTMAS. I work my ass off all year long and my family takes every penny I make. This is my time. The only chance I can look my wife in the … Continue reading It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Just when you think that the Cleveland Browns have turned the corner, and are headed towards being somewhat relevant, they go ahead and pull a classic Browns move that leaves everyone's heads spinning. The Cleveland Browns signed RB Kareem Hunt, who notoriously was jettisoned from the Kansas City Chiefs after video surfaced of him kicking … Continue reading The Browns Gon’ Browns
Bachelor parties, the ultimate excuse for a bunch of guys to get together and go on an absolute bender. Nearly every bachelor party, that has ever existed, has some kind of story(s) that came out of it in infamy. The stereotypical scenarios are well known, and have been popularized by movies like The Hangover. Things … Continue reading Throwback Thursday: Tinder Takes Over My Buddy’s Bachelor Party