Why, the AAF, is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now…

The world is on the brink of collapse, battle lines have been drawn in the sand and multiple forces are gearing up for war. Fuck you this isn't a political blog, I'm talking about sports. If you're like me you are just as devoid of happiness due to our recent loss. The Superbowl has brought … Continue reading Why, the AAF, is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now…

Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire

The New York Football Giants are a miserable excuse for a football team. I'm disgusted to the point of needing to vomit, and no my excessive drinking during the game has nothing to do with it. This team, week after fucking week, further cements themselves as the laughing stock of the league. I'm shaving off … Continue reading Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire

What Did We Ever Do To Fantasy Football Analysts??

I, just like every other red-blooded American male between the ages of 16-45, am completely obsessed with Fantasy sports. The heroin of Fantasy is obviously Fantasy Football, of which I'm a slightly recovering addict. Just a few short, harrowing years ago I was the kind of guy who would be in two or three leagues … Continue reading What Did We Ever Do To Fantasy Football Analysts??

RED ALERT: The Jets Are Going To Break My Heart

Ho-ly shit. When this dude's 'smiling', you know it's serious. The fucking Jets actually look like a truly competent football team. It’s wild what the addition of one quarterback who has a future, and a bunch of guys who actually care will do to a team. I’m legitimately excited to watch this team for years … Continue reading RED ALERT: The Jets Are Going To Break My Heart