Jason Witten is a sly dog, I'll give him that. He found an exit loophole that excuses him from the horrific attempt at being a color commentator without fully admitting how bad it really was. But the fact of the matter is that Mr. Witten is trying to sell us a super shitty bill of … Continue reading We Are Not As Dumb As You Look, Jason
Unbiased opinion here: I'm a Giants fan who has no ill will towards the Patriots. That franchise has gifted me two Superbowls and as a lover of the sport, as a whole, I can't help but respect Belichick and Brady's greatness. In no way would I be skewed into believing that Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, … Continue reading Since When Is Paying For A Tugger Such A Mortal Sin?!
I'll keep it short and sweet. Tom Brady is probably the greatest of all time. But he is the absolute worst person. Don't believe me? Just watch this video. https://youtu.be/uWysxeBVgYw Pretty sure I just got cancer from watching that. Granted I feel that way anytime I watch Saturday Night Live but this was worse. Maybe … Continue reading The Goat.
I usually don't do these because they are almost never right and impossible to predict but here goes anyway. 1) Arizona Cardinals Biggest needs: OL, DL, CB Nick Bosa, DE, Ohio State Bosa has been consensus #1 on all mock drafts I've seen. He can get to the backfield from anywhere on the Defensive Line. … Continue reading My 1st Mock Draft
The world is on the brink of collapse, battle lines have been drawn in the sand and multiple forces are gearing up for war. Fuck you this isn't a political blog, I'm talking about sports. If you're like me you are just as devoid of happiness due to our recent loss. The Superbowl has brought … Continue reading Why, the AAF, is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now…
With yet another Super Bowl being co-headlined by the New England Patriots, comes all of the complaints from the casual fan and even some from the regular football fan. But, I’m here to tell you, APPRECIATE GREATNESS WHILE IT IS HERE. As sports fans, hell as everyday human beings, we love to reflect on the … Continue reading Appreciate Greatness
The New York Football Giants are a miserable excuse for a football team. I'm disgusted to the point of needing to vomit, and no my excessive drinking during the game has nothing to do with it. This team, week after fucking week, further cements themselves as the laughing stock of the league. I'm shaving off … Continue reading Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire
My last Giants blog expressed my concerns, and was an extremely pessimistic outlook for future games. Well suck my third ball, I was absolutely correct to be so negative. This team didn't let me down on Sunday, they just made me more confident that I know what I'm talking about. My fellow Giants fans that … Continue reading I Was Right About The Giants, Yet Again
I would like to start this post by saying that coming into this draft, I only liked two of the "Power 5" QB's. Those two were Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson. I am convinced that those two will be superstars in this league. Last night, Baker had his coming out party on Thursday Night Football. … Continue reading Big Dick Baker
The Jets are a disgrace. The NFL needs to come in and take action to remove the Jets from the league. This fucking team really lost to the god damn Browns. I wish I was in Cleveland near one of those fridges just so I could drink myself into a coma. 635 days since the … Continue reading Anyone know where I can get vats of bleach?