I usually don't do these because they are almost never right and impossible to predict but here goes anyway. 1) Arizona Cardinals Biggest needs: OL, DL, CB Nick Bosa, DE, Ohio State Bosa has been consensus #1 on all mock drafts I've seen. He can get to the backfield from anywhere on the Defensive Line. … Continue reading My 1st Mock Draft
The world is on the brink of collapse, battle lines have been drawn in the sand and multiple forces are gearing up for war. Fuck you this isn't a political blog, I'm talking about sports. If you're like me you are just as devoid of happiness due to our recent loss. The Superbowl has brought … Continue reading Why, the AAF, is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now…
The New York Football Giants are a miserable excuse for a football team. I'm disgusted to the point of needing to vomit, and no my excessive drinking during the game has nothing to do with it. This team, week after fucking week, further cements themselves as the laughing stock of the league. I'm shaving off … Continue reading Nothing Like A Good Ole Fashioned Dumpster Fire
My last Giants blog expressed my concerns, and was an extremely pessimistic outlook for future games. Well suck my third ball, I was absolutely correct to be so negative. This team didn't let me down on Sunday, they just made me more confident that I know what I'm talking about. My fellow Giants fans that … Continue reading I Was Right About The Giants, Yet Again
I would like to start this post by saying that coming into this draft, I only liked two of the "Power 5" QB's. Those two were Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson. I am convinced that those two will be superstars in this league. Last night, Baker had his coming out party on Thursday Night Football. … Continue reading Big Dick Baker
The Jets are a disgrace. The NFL needs to come in and take action to remove the Jets from the league. This fucking team really lost to the god damn Browns. I wish I was in Cleveland near one of those fridges just so I could drink myself into a coma. 635 days since the … Continue reading Anyone know where I can get vats of bleach?
I knew it. I fucking knew it. I told myself I wouldn't get too high after the big win in Detroit. I genuinely tried to hamper the optimism I had. It took everything in me not to crown the 1-0 Jets as champions. I sat on the positive feelings and turned it into a cynical … Continue reading Well, I Called It.
Dickey here, just a little information about myself before we dive deep into my thoughts (which are genius btw). I will not be using my real name because unlike another author, my career path wont change, I will be sharing some awesome view points that not everyone will agree with and I would like to … Continue reading Meet the Writers: Dickey
I, just like every other red-blooded American male between the ages of 16-45, am completely obsessed with Fantasy sports. The heroin of Fantasy is obviously Fantasy Football, of which I'm a slightly recovering addict. Just a few short, harrowing years ago I was the kind of guy who would be in two or three leagues … Continue reading What Did We Ever Do To Fantasy Football Analysts??
Ho-ly shit. When this dude's 'smiling', you know it's serious. The fucking Jets actually look like a truly competent football team. It’s wild what the addition of one quarterback who has a future, and a bunch of guys who actually care will do to a team. I’m legitimately excited to watch this team for years … Continue reading RED ALERT: The Jets Are Going To Break My Heart