Yes, you read that right. No, I didn't hit my head and believe it's Christmas time. I'm talking about motherfucking tax return season. MY CHRISTMAS. I work my ass off all year long and my family takes every penny I make. This is my time. The only chance I can look my wife in the … Continue reading It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
After a long hiatus, your favorite terrible father is back. Having kids really really puts a damper on your blogging but this motherfucker just filled his adderall prescription and I'm ready to go. Today I'm going to give you a list of the worst shows your future kids will watch and why they are so … Continue reading I’m back
I'm going to try and post these every so often. If your child asks you to taste something, definitely look at it before you taste. A few weeks back I was working on some paperwork and my daughter asked me to try something. It's not an uncommon thing for her to hand us some of … Continue reading Quick parenting tip
Is there something in the water these days that make all women basic? My almost 4 year old daughter asked for a pumpkin spice candle at the store. She wears Uggs. My wife took her shopping and bought her a little north face. I took her to the Apple store with me to get my … Continue reading Basic Bitches
So before I had my kids I like to think I was a fun guy. My Sunday's would be filled with playing football in the morning to going straight to the bar before the 1pm kick off and stay until the Sunday night game was over. Now that I have kids it's filled with kids … Continue reading Parenting is just the absolute worst
As I said in my last blog I'm a father of 2 little girls. My oldest is 4 and the other is 1. They both enjoy spending time with me sitting on the couch and watching football and I enjoy the company of them as well. Which leads to week 1 Monday Night football my … Continue reading Father of the year