We Are Officially Into The Greatest Time Of The Year

I'm not sure what made me wake up with a positive attitude today, I could be suffering from a dangerous brain tumor that is making me delusional but who's gonna complain. The psychoticly happy outlook, in my opinion, is due to the beautiful time of the year we find ourselves in. I'm not talking about … Continue reading We Are Officially Into The Greatest Time Of The Year

Some Things Just Need Divine Intervention To Explain

Just take a good, long minute to try and absorb what is going on in the above picture. This is not some post found from someone else on Twitter, this is from my own personal fucking Snapchat! THIS IS SOMETHING I HAD TO LIVE THROUGH! Here's the situation, entered the bathroom to handle some business … Continue reading Some Things Just Need Divine Intervention To Explain

Throwback Thursday: Tinder Takes Over My Buddy’s Bachelor Party

Bachelor parties, the ultimate excuse for a bunch of guys to get together and go on an absolute bender. Nearly every bachelor party, that has ever existed, has some kind of story(s) that came out of it in infamy. The stereotypical scenarios are well known, and have been popularized by movies like The Hangover. Things … Continue reading Throwback Thursday: Tinder Takes Over My Buddy’s Bachelor Party

What Did We Ever Do To Fantasy Football Analysts??

I, just like every other red-blooded American male between the ages of 16-45, am completely obsessed with Fantasy sports. The heroin of Fantasy is obviously Fantasy Football, of which I'm a slightly recovering addict. Just a few short, harrowing years ago I was the kind of guy who would be in two or three leagues … Continue reading What Did We Ever Do To Fantasy Football Analysts??

Is There Something I’m Missing About Nurses?

Just a random thought as the day winds down, and most of our degenerate minds begin to wander like a diabetic 8 year old through Willy Wonka's candy wonderland. What memo did I miss about nurses? (Forewarning; sorry male nurses murses but these thoughts are strictly about our feminine counterparts) As a guy who has … Continue reading Is There Something I’m Missing About Nurses?